rikuxann:

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

As a virgin guy, this pisses me off. 

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

(Source: andromeda4002019, via secretagenteluza)

Anonymous asked:
is ur face from mcdonalds because i'm lovin it

phoenix-fires:

Ok then I’ll be Burger King and let you have it your way anon ;D

Reblog if you want to receive terrible, yet hilarious, pick-up lines.

phoenix-fires:

phoenix-fires:

for the love of god please do this for me

One more time

(Source: askboxmemes)

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

(via tall-bird)

owldude:

petscribbler:

What if Daft Punk never breaks up or dies they just hand off their helmets to really amazing musicians that continue making music for them and they just become these immortal beings that no one is really sure who they are anymore they’re just always there

what if this has already happened years ago

(Source: bannannibal, via happyieroween)

Anonymous asked:
Would you date a girl who's vegan?

asvprock:

I think it would be hard to meat her

"Childhood trauma does not come in one single package."

― Tirumalai S. Srivatsan (via psych-quotes)

(via life-drugs-love)

googlearths:

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

image

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via in--sidious)

swimminginmainstream:

held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.

(via thateverythingblog)